From The Register:

"...Romania's witches find themselves increasingly sought out by homosexuals who've received an EU boost since rights for gays are now "guaranteed in legislation". Margareta the Witch...said: "I have come up with a lot of new spells to help men to get together or for men to gain more feminine features. They are starting to use make up and wear jewellery and I am helping with spells to make them more attractive, make their thighs smaller and stop their moustaches growing." "

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- posted by Lach @ 12:15