"Always carry a length of fibre-optic cable in your pocket. Should you be shipwrecked and find yourself stranded on a desert island, simply bury the cable in the sand. A few hours later a guy driving a backhoe will be along to dig it up. Ask him to recue you."

Shamlessly plagarised from somewhere else (probably slashdot)
- posted by Lach @ 07:40 (0) comments

 
Dear Tesltra,
Please get your act into gear and get a true *account* management system so that I don't have to change the 30 digit BPAY reference number every time I pay one of your bills.

KTHXBAI
- posted by Lach @ 08:50 (6) comments

 
A quote from Epicurus (341 BC - 270 BC) Greek philosopher

Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?
- posted by Lach @ 19:34 (1) comments