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Woks World
Friday, March 31, 2006
Lock up your kiddies!! Tennessee state representative Debra Maggart believes that homosexuals adopt children so that they can molest them...
This is brilliant:
"In light of South Dakota's unconstitutional ban on abortion, the Oglala Sioux Tribe's President, Cecelia Fire Thunder, is proposing that an abortion clinic be opened on the Pine Ridge Indian Reservation if the ban goes into effect. Even better, nothing can be done about that, as the concept of tribal sovereignty states that reservations are considered separate nations wholly within the borders of the country."
Nice to see that Shrub can't fuck with everyone...
Friday, March 17, 2006
From Same sex civil union to cost 5x more than a marriage license.
The Top Ten Reasons Why Gay Marriage is Wrong
10. Homosexuality is not natural. Real people always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
9. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
8. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
7. Heterosexual marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still aren't supposed to marry whites.
6. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if homosexual marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
5. Heterosexual marriages are valid because they produce children. Homosexual couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
4. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
3. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in North America.
2.Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
1. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
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FYI - I am not 'pro' gay marriage as marriage is a religious instution and religions can do whatever they want regarding who they'll let in etc. I am 'pro' same-sex civil unions in that I would like equality blah blah blah. Actually I don't really care either way.
