My $deity, that man is insane, viz:

[10:29] (Sensei-GR): I think n association formed to identify cnuts who drink abnormal large amounts of water and suck on b aby dummies or lollypops
[10:29] (Sensei-GR): Then we can lock them up for compulsory treatment
[10:32] (Sensei-GR): The withdrawal symptoms from sucking baby dummies is terrifying
[10:32] (Sensei-GR): The cnuts bang their headsa against the wall and become uber violent

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Meanwhile

1) Got the quote from $company re webcasting, yay. Now I can move ahead with the proposal.
2) Went home for compulsary long-weekend-visit-the-parental-units and ended up fencing again (not en guarde, touche etc, I mean digging holes with a crowbar). Yay me.
3) My impatiens have just about had it, time for some bulbs (tulips anyone?)
4) YAY my Salix (willow) is shooting. w00t w00t.
5) I have too many tomatoes to eat. They give me the shits (literally).
6) I ate too many grapes again. why do i keep doing this to myself?
7) So much for the diet, I had KFC last night waaaaa
8) I am actually tanning when I go outside now. It's as if I have reduced my burn threshold. Next summer is gonna be ACE
9) Parental units gave me this super-retro style radiator for the bafroom to stop my balls retracting in the morning. I just have to find some suitable battens or studs to mount it (where is a noggin when you need one). tap tap tap tap tap tap clonk etc
10) I am feeling guilty as hell that I'm becoming close to this other guy who is not Ty. waaah etc
11) God I hope Ty doesn't read this
12) Same as 11
13) Everyone keeps wanting to give me gold cards (amex visa etc) which is odd coz they hardly make any money out of me (i don't accrue any interest usually) and a gold card would reduce their income more coz theres no annual fee. CC co's are weird
14) Nearly got enuff saved to get my front struts replaced
15) Got the oil for the gearbox but everywhere had sold out of the transmission filters. Autobarn said that you could only get genuine Mitsubishi ones, Mitsubishi had run out, Repco said they sold their last clone one yesterday, Colemans said that it will take a week to get one in. Meh, I'll do it at easter.
16) There is no 16
- posted by Lach @ 10:48